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thedailywhat:

Morning Links:

• “My husband is studying Forensic Investigations, so don’t be surprised if we have your DNA collected and shipped to a lab before you leave your first visit here.” (via.)

• ZombieHarmony: Brain lovers looking for brain. (via.)

• The Revolving Internet.

• Manofest: 20 Funny Handwritten Notes.

• Morning Distraction: Love Letter. (via.)

• Morning Wood: Hana Nitsche.

• Morning List: The 20 Worst Mel Gibson Rant Quotes (Presented By Kittens).

[photo: reddit.]